Here I am again, yes, I'm sorry, I am still writing on this site, they haven't fired me yet. That would suck, it's my site. So, we gave my dad his gifts today, since it's his B-day, that was fun, and I made him a cake, and it fell apart. Yea. Not happy. Um, I got a new cell phone, the Samsung SPH-A460. I's freaking awesome, everyone should get one. Ok, new stuff. I found this website, it's got an offensive name but has some really funny stuff, www.kissmyass.com. I recommend the "funny laws" section. It's a riot. I'm trying to hit you with all my links, just do you start reading again. ALLRIGHT, I'M SORRY, I KNOW I DIDN'T WRITE FOR A DARN MONTH, I'M SORRY, AND I KNOW YOU ALL HATE ME, SO I'M TRYING TO WIN YOU ALL BACK WITH THE WIT I FIND ON THE INTERNET!!! POKE THE BUNNY!!! OK, I'M SORRY!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! I'M SORRY!!! LOVE ME AGAIN!!! AGGGHHH!!! ::Joe passes out:: ::Joseph Gullo was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead at 1:09 AM on September 3, 2002:: ::Joseph Gullo was taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to alive at 1:10 Am on September 3, 2002:: Hey everyone, sorry about that, I get touchy sometimes. I'm coming to the end of my latest 200 CD movie wallet, time to start on the next. I'm excited. Umm, not much else news. Hang on, lemme check my favorites to look for more funny stuff. Nope, none. Night.

Holy crapoli, this has been a long tim esince I updated the site. Well, first I'll update you on what I've been doing this summer. After summer session, I was here, in Villa Park for a week, where I worked on the Orientation CD and got it finished. Afterwards, I went to San Jose to visit Jenn for 10 days. In that time, we went to Raging Waters and went camping for 7 days. It was fun, I have pictures here. Her dad and brother taught me to fish, and we caught a lot. I mean, 2 the first day (1 was mine) 8 the next day (2 were mine) and 12 the last day (4 were mine). I was excited, they said it was probably the most they ever caught in one trip. Umm, I got a big knife too for dicing fish up, it's nifty. Hmm, so I came home, and began work on the case you've all read so much about. I worked on the dang thing from 9 in the morning til midnight every night for a week, and it's finally done. Right, look at some pre-completion pictures here. Wow, and what a project, more pictures once my digital camera is sent back to me fixed. Hmm, so it's all built, and I had some extra parts, and I decided to try to make another computer. I needed some other parts, so I went to the swap meet near LAX, and what a gold mine. AGP 32 meg TNT 2 for 5 bucks, 10/100 network card for 3, a 5 CD changer for 10, a huge toolbox for 12, and, the best deal, a Targus palm pilot keyboard for the Jornada for 25. Wow. I was also looking for a KVM for nest year for 2/3 computers, but they are expensive and tough to find. Anyway, Ed and I are talking about actually making these computers to sell, he thinks he has a way to get the acrylic cut so all we have to do is glue it an fill it with parts. Good idea, but I need more time than during school. ok, what else? Umm, the 2nd is Jenn and my 11 month anniversary, coming up on a year!!! I'm excited! And, the 2nd of this month is my Dad's b-day, and we went to Disneyland today. That was interesting. To say the least. Let's jsut say it was 104 out, and my parents don't like rough rides or long lines. Or heat. Hmm. Umm, I've been thinking of stuff to get Jenn for the anniversary, and at Disneyland today, I had an epiphany. I know what to get her. And she'd love for me to tell you right now, since then she'd read it and know. I don't think so. Wow, I'm really tired, you can tell. I've been up sonce 7, and it's 2. And I went to Disney. Long day. Hmm, I learned this month that Dave Thomas died, you know, the guy from Wendys, and I was sad. Apparantly it was a long time ago, but I'm kinda out of the loop and didn't know. So, I figure we should have a moment of silence for the guy, since he was so great, and I didn't know when he died. K, moment over, just don't forget about him, he ruled. Ok, other beef I'm having lately. I have found new artists to hate. I repeat, verbatum from the MTV VMA's: "Man, I'm way too drunk to be getting an award." Yes, that was brought to you by Pink, as she won an award. then Michelle Branch, upon winning Video of the Year, announced she was drunker than Pink. Clearly, since they won awards, they are popular, and it follows that they're role models. What do you have to say about that? That's America's youth's role models. And Ludacris, as long as I'm on a role, has a song about "Ho's in different area codes," indicating that he cheats on his clearly many girlfriends by keeping them far apart. Now, males are always portrayed as the chauvanistic sex, but this song has changed all that. Men, who in the song are portrayed as propogating women's naive carnal servitude, are merely expanding on this stereotype, which should disgust any women who ever believed in sexual equality. But, my friends, I tell you now, I have seen the niavete in today's society, and I have seen women unkowingly (Or more terrifying, knowingly) reduce themselves back to sex slaves by supporting the song and the artist. Furthermore, I have seen, and people, I tell you I have seen women actually celebrate the song in the dorm of dance. WOMEN DANCE TO THIS SONG. Sad, it's all I can say. K, now I'm all worked up, I'm going to sleep, night ya'll.

For those who fear when terror may strike, we will be there. For those who seek justice, you can count on us. And for those of you who seek sanctuary at your most private moments, we will invade it. WE ARE THE BATHROOM SEX BANDITS!!! Yes, formed by Captain Zoomtard, the four of us, with Retardo Man, Captain Long John Silver, and myself, the Incredible Fart, will combate crime and propogate potty humor, securing the world and it's inhabitants until the end of time.
 Meanwhile, I'm ok. Not much new. I bombed my Math midterm (Actually, I got 20-something out of the first 30 points, then out of a possible 10 on the true or false section, I got -2.5) so I've been studying all day. Otherwise, I'm pretty bored. Erin came down from San Fran 2 days ago, so a bunch of the OL's and I went out to dinner, and then yesterday Sejal and Erin and I went to Seaworld. It was fun. Hmm, what else? I'm out of food. I have none. I can feel the weight falling off. Hmm, There's a new Duke Nukem game out, it's a 3D side scroller, and it's really cool. I've been playing it, it's actually pretty tough. Everyone should go download it. Oh, I've been working on my computer case, I have an extremely detailed design now, avaible here. That's neat, It's almost a reality. Hmm, what else? I bet i can say, "What else?" 200 times in this entry. What else? Here's a funny site, it has tons of games. What else? I wrote some more song ideas, actually, I was playing with my FX pedal and I came up with a new efect, and a bbunch of my messing around sounded ok on it, so I recorded it, available for your listening pleasure here. What else? If you like to look at case mods, there's a ton of them here. I have nothing to say, so I'm gonna study math. Bye.

There's really not much to talk about. You know, last year, before my whole HA aspirations developed and before all my social tendacies started to overwhelm me, I honestly had planned for next year to live in a single studio somewhere. Serious. One big room with just my tools, my guitar, and my computer, and maybe some beanbag chairs. And I was so excited about the prospect about being alone all the time, alone with time to think. Now, here I am, totally alone once again, with tons of time to think, and I'm about as miserable as I've ever been. Transitioning is hard. It was tough to go from orientation, where I was immersed in this huge group of people for 2 weeks straight to absolute solitude. The only thing I had to talk to was the big red ball. And now, after Jenn has shown me one of the best weekends of my life, I've been thrown back into this wasteland of solitude. It's horrible. I have a math midterm tomorrow, and it's currently 10:30 and I've got tons left to do. But I can't study. I miss her so much, it's overwhelming.
  But I guess there is other stuff to talk about. I tried to cook a steak tonight. You know, there's a set of rules to follow when cooking a frozen steak:
 1. Thaw it out, don't try to cook it directly.
 2. probably, a frying pan is not the best substitute for a grill.
 3. High is not meant for both defrost and cook, unless the only part you want cooked is the outside of it.
 Needless to say, the Mac and Cheese I had for dinner was excellent. But this marks the start of my diet. Now I can actually pull this off. I've been stuffing myself full of junk food since I've been here, now I've got no food left except veggies. When I go to Ralphs next, I'm gonna get watermelon, eggs, and lettuce. This should force my body into a protein regiment which I'll try for the next 2 weeks. I know all you people out there who tell me, "You're dumb, that's bad for you, do this instead," think you know what's best for me, but my problem isn't the food I eat, it's the fact that if I'm not chewing on something, I'm frantic. Serious. Anyone that knows me knows I go through a pack a day when I'm not eating, and yes, I'm talking about Winterfresh gum. This diet isn't designed to make me super healthy, it's to make me so sick of the food I have here that I don't want to eat all the time. And while I'm at it, I want food that's high in protein, and food like Watermelon which takes more energy to digest it than it provides. So there's my plan.
 So, there's not much else new. I bought a dancing cow, and I have video of it available here. Otherwise, I'm just here, spiralling into the depths of my soul, trying to look for signs of light to distill the impending darkness consuming my mind. I'm sad. And Lonely.

Guess what? Jenn's visiting today!!! Well, in like 8 hours. Actually, it's really late right now, and I totally shoul dbe asleep, but I finished all my crap this week, and I wanna play. Besides, Conan's on. Let's see. My friend showed me a REALLY, REALLY offensive website, which basically insults random people on the internet. I'm only giving you this link because it's important to educate yourselves about this stuff, and if you don't like this, don't get mad at me, I had nothing to do with this site: www.FatChicksInPartyHats.com Hope some of you enjoy that. Umm, let's see, I'm designing a new case for my computer, made of plexiglass, and I have some preliminary drawings, available here. It's gonna be the fatty boom-batty shizzo-wizzy-izzo, you hella know what I'm saying foo? Anyway, I'm really out of other random files to show you all, and I knwo you all feed off of my stupid files. I have this, which isn't much. Ok, it's late, I'm out, later people.