For those who fear when terror may strike, we will be there. For those who seek justice, you can count on us. And for those of you who seek sanctuary at your most private moments, we will invade it. WE ARE THE BATHROOM SEX BANDITS!!! Yes, formed by Captain Zoomtard, the four of us, with Retardo Man, Captain Long John Silver, and myself, the Incredible Fart, will combate crime and propogate potty humor, securing the world and it's inhabitants until the end of time.
 Meanwhile, I'm ok. Not much new. I bombed my Math midterm (Actually, I got 20-something out of the first 30 points, then out of a possible 10 on the true or false section, I got -2.5) so I've been studying all day. Otherwise, I'm pretty bored. Erin came down from San Fran 2 days ago, so a bunch of the OL's and I went out to dinner, and then yesterday Sejal and Erin and I went to Seaworld. It was fun. Hmm, what else? I'm out of food. I have none. I can feel the weight falling off. Hmm, There's a new Duke Nukem game out, it's a 3D side scroller, and it's really cool. I've been playing it, it's actually pretty tough. Everyone should go download it. Oh, I've been working on my computer case, I have an extremely detailed design now, avaible here. That's neat, It's almost a reality. Hmm, what else? I bet i can say, "What else?" 200 times in this entry. What else? Here's a funny site, it has tons of games. What else? I wrote some more song ideas, actually, I was playing with my FX pedal and I came up with a new efect, and a bbunch of my messing around sounded ok on it, so I recorded it, available for your listening pleasure here. What else? If you like to look at case mods, there's a ton of them here. I have nothing to say, so I'm gonna study math. Bye.

There's really not much to talk about. You know, last year, before my whole HA aspirations developed and before all my social tendacies started to overwhelm me, I honestly had planned for next year to live in a single studio somewhere. Serious. One big room with just my tools, my guitar, and my computer, and maybe some beanbag chairs. And I was so excited about the prospect about being alone all the time, alone with time to think. Now, here I am, totally alone once again, with tons of time to think, and I'm about as miserable as I've ever been. Transitioning is hard. It was tough to go from orientation, where I was immersed in this huge group of people for 2 weeks straight to absolute solitude. The only thing I had to talk to was the big red ball. And now, after Jenn has shown me one of the best weekends of my life, I've been thrown back into this wasteland of solitude. It's horrible. I have a math midterm tomorrow, and it's currently 10:30 and I've got tons left to do. But I can't study. I miss her so much, it's overwhelming.
  But I guess there is other stuff to talk about. I tried to cook a steak tonight. You know, there's a set of rules to follow when cooking a frozen steak:
 1. Thaw it out, don't try to cook it directly.
 2. probably, a frying pan is not the best substitute for a grill.
 3. High is not meant for both defrost and cook, unless the only part you want cooked is the outside of it.
 Needless to say, the Mac and Cheese I had for dinner was excellent. But this marks the start of my diet. Now I can actually pull this off. I've been stuffing myself full of junk food since I've been here, now I've got no food left except veggies. When I go to Ralphs next, I'm gonna get watermelon, eggs, and lettuce. This should force my body into a protein regiment which I'll try for the next 2 weeks. I know all you people out there who tell me, "You're dumb, that's bad for you, do this instead," think you know what's best for me, but my problem isn't the food I eat, it's the fact that if I'm not chewing on something, I'm frantic. Serious. Anyone that knows me knows I go through a pack a day when I'm not eating, and yes, I'm talking about Winterfresh gum. This diet isn't designed to make me super healthy, it's to make me so sick of the food I have here that I don't want to eat all the time. And while I'm at it, I want food that's high in protein, and food like Watermelon which takes more energy to digest it than it provides. So there's my plan.
 So, there's not much else new. I bought a dancing cow, and I have video of it available here. Otherwise, I'm just here, spiralling into the depths of my soul, trying to look for signs of light to distill the impending darkness consuming my mind. I'm sad. And Lonely.

Guess what? Jenn's visiting today!!! Well, in like 8 hours. Actually, it's really late right now, and I totally shoul dbe asleep, but I finished all my crap this week, and I wanna play. Besides, Conan's on. Let's see. My friend showed me a REALLY, REALLY offensive website, which basically insults random people on the internet. I'm only giving you this link because it's important to educate yourselves about this stuff, and if you don't like this, don't get mad at me, I had nothing to do with this site: www.FatChicksInPartyHats.com Hope some of you enjoy that. Umm, let's see, I'm designing a new case for my computer, made of plexiglass, and I have some preliminary drawings, available here. It's gonna be the fatty boom-batty shizzo-wizzy-izzo, you hella know what I'm saying foo? Anyway, I'm really out of other random files to show you all, and I knwo you all feed off of my stupid files. I have this, which isn't much. Ok, it's late, I'm out, later people.

Howdy loyal fans!!! Wondering why the site hasn't been updated in 2 months? Well, the answer is simple - I was testing you, all of you, to see who was really a fan, versus who was jsut reading it because it was the popular thing to do at the moment. I'm glad to know everyone reading this page is unpopular, like me. Anyway, yea, to tell you what's going on now, I did orientation, It was a total blast, then I moved into Jenn's apartment for the summer, where I got a freakishly not fun sinus infection. While I'm here, I've been getting some of her stuff set up, like, ehr cable, her internet, and her bed, among other amnenities, like a garbage can, and the outside closet where we keep the bodies. . .I mean, the lawn chairs. Anyway, yea, I've been pretty bored, hanging out with some of the OL's, but mostly staying at home like a loser. I went home for the 4th of July, and got a car when I came back, yay. I've been trying to do as much damage to the car as I can, you know, running into peopel, driving off the road a lot, that sort of thing. Actually, the other day I ran it head on into a wall about 6 times, jsut because I thought the front wasn't flat enough. Umm, what else? I broke a 3.0 GPA with my grades last quarter, look out, 3.5 cumulative GPA is on the way. umm, otherwise, there's not much else. I'm a boring person. I play a lot of Banjo and Kazooie because I have no life, and now that I beat it I actually have to spend all my time studying. It's really not fair at all. So, new stuff is what you want? Ok, I've been working on a new song, and here it is. It's just an idea, but whatever, maybe one day it'll make me famous. What else? I have a giant red ball, available for viewing here. Yea, it's sad, but whatever, he makes me happy, so it's all good. And this is funny Well, I'm out of other interesting news, so please stay tuned, as I should be undergoing my transformation into a full blown butterfly any day now, and I can't wait. All those damn people calling me a slug, I'M A CATTERPILLAR FOR GOD SAKE!!! Bye.

Ah, I see you have once again stumbled upon my litle website. If you are reading this, you must know that I have strived to overcome the toils of my challenges, and in this case, I have succeeded. The math homework is done, here at 4:00 AM on Tuesday morning. And thus leaves me til 3 tomorrow to catch up on sleep. Yes, faithful readers, it is now my deep desire to please the masses of fans that keeps me from slumber. But the cause is worthwile. So, how am I? Tired and stressed, but generally ok. This was a killer weekend. I had a music midterm to finish which consisted of 3 essays, I had a computer science midterm to study for today, I had a math lab to do, I had an orientation leader project to do, I had physics to read, and I had a cart to build for the Muir 40, a soapbox race around the quad. My design for the perfect card is flawless, and can be viewed in the Cart Pictures Zip File. The coolest thing is that for weapons in this race, you can use anything you would be willing to eat, so we have some nasty food concotions ready for the big race. My new partner, David Crimper (AKA Crimp) and I are planning to annhilate the competition with everything from marshmallow goo to hot tomato juice, to possibly live worms. Yummy. But anyway, that project must be completed by May 11, the day of the race. Also this weekend, I was extremely sick, as I was getting over one of the worst colds I've had in most of my life. It was not fun. So, what does this week hold for me? I have another computer science project to begin on, but it's not due for some time. I have a physics quiz on Friday, so I'll be reading that. I'm compiling songs for the CD that we'll be using at Orientation, so that will be fun. I will be working on the cart all week, tons of fun. And, I'll be starting on next week's math homework, so I'm not stuck in a crunch again. I also would like to begin making a flash animation for the site, which I think would add a ton of needed pizzaz to this modest little site. Busy, huh? Well, I'll concentrate on the schoolwork first, then on the fun stuff. Man, can you tell I'm sleepy, I have nothing to say. I have been keeping a foil ball of the metal on gum wrappers, and it was the size of a golf ball, but on my way to my music lecture today, it fell out of my pocket and is gone, so I'm beginning a new one. (For those of you who can't sense the love I had for the old ball, I was literaly almost in tears when I realized I had lost it. That was a good month of solid gum chewing, down the drain. I hope to search for it tomorrow, if I wake up) Umm, how about this, I got these 2 funny/cute little programs in the mail this weekend. Virtual Viagra is this neat little thing that shows you what your mouse is like on viagra, just click to close the effect. The Sheep Program is this neat little desktop buddy that walks around and is funny. If you hold Ctrl+Alt+Shift and double click him, you can control him. To close him, click on him and press Alt+F4. You can have like 9 of them open at once, they're fun. OOOOHHHHH!!!! SPONGEBOB GAME!!! Go here! NEATO!!! Ok, well, I'm super sleepy, so until next time o faithful readers, check me out.