• The trick to making me click your link: "To see more baby animals, click here." #GuaranteedTraffic #
• I just got initial notice of a parking ticket on the FSU campus..from 1/17/2006. They say I have 30 days or I get a late fee 😀 #LolNotPayin #

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• My favorite @joerogan quote ever: "Are we here for a long time, or a good time?" #FuckingGenius #EatMeatEveryDay #
• Some coiled romex wire snapped at me while pulling it from a drawer, hitting me dead in the eye. Now I'm on my way to the ER. Wonderful. #
• Investigate Chris Dodd and the MPAA for bribery after he publicly admited to bribing politicans to pass legislation. http://t.co/Oym0z02w #
• End ACTA and Protect our right to privacy on the Internet http://t.co/Q93R5NLa #
• Question: How do I convince @SDBarbieDoll to let me build a 20-foot diameter detailed moving stargate at the foot of our new driveway? #
• Hypothesis: Amanda Tapping has more time invested in a single sci-fi/fantasy franchise than any other actor/actress. Disciss. #

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• If it hasn't been stated before...Brian May is an absolute hero of mine. What a conqueror of the world. He wrote "Fat Bottomed Girls." #
• The perfect SOPA explanation: http://t.co/fh9INpzk #
• I HAVE WITNESSED A TRUE MIRACLE :O #WallWiring http://t.co/eMRQmqsk #
• Stevie Wonder's Self-Portrait #ThingsBetterThanSOPA #
• Admitting piracy is bad...so this pile of discs I'm discarding is NOT an epic pirated content collection. http://t.co/ADVLslvS #
• The previous tweet should be titled "a happier wife." Unrelated story...6TB FreeNAS server with a DLNA and subsonic server on it 😀 #
• #BlackMarch I support this and WILL NOT LET THESE COMPANIES RUIN THE WHOLE INTERNET TO PROTECT THEIR MONIES. http://t.co/Y2UfKL1D #

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• 1)Idiocracy 2)Fight Club 3)Dogma 4)American Psycho 5)Matrix Reloaded 6)Demolition Man 7)Clockwork Orange 8)Beer Wars #MoviesThatDefineLife #
• I've kept this for years...just because I've never seen a drive that can read this. Advice? http://t.co/6qUHZraP #
• Gotta love those "High Definition Graphics." http://t.co/y1Kj1yDX #
• How's this for an @amahi setup. FreeNAS box that supports 12 SATA drives on top. http://t.co/MSc99hOC #
• So...I have to learn Ruby on Rails. Fast. Any recommendations? #PotentialJobOffer #RequiredSkill #ISaidIAlreadyKnowIt #
• I nominate @redban for a Shorty Award in #webshow because he works to the point of delirium to entertain me with farts http://t.co/UKgcpRgi #
• Multiple times we've missed movies because their ticketing is broke. This is why we drive 80 mins to Richmond to see movies. Or pirate them. #

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• Michelle Bachmann quitting the GOP primaries is like Snookie quitting the Jersey Shore. #
• 5 days in...I still haven't written 2011 mistakenly on anything I've dated yet. Maybe I'm just happy to be done with 2011. #
• Did you know they make sweat pants with cargo pockets? Why aren't all pants sweat pants??? #ComfyNation #
• Lowes and Chick-fil-a share a complex in Charlottesville, affectionately known as the "Be Christian or Get Out" Plaza. #

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