• So...an old minecraft host we had wants to send a collection agent after me for not paying this invoice... #DERP http://t.co/GPTc6xkM #
• Man, I want a tablet in quad core so I can dock it and run full Ubuntu! Wait, iPad can't do that? Then...why 4 cores? Does it multitask now? #
• Stout purchased...2 shots of espresso in a venti cup of 90 blend coffee. #LiquidMeth #NoSleepTonight #AmpedToTheMax #TooManyHashTags #
• Wtf...this is a real thing on sale at Harris Teeter! What's next...the ravioli slut? http://t.co/UA6HLxZR #

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• I'm getting drunk tonight with Jeremy and Ranithra to celebrate NI Crawl completion! hells yeah Bourbon #likeaboss #
• You know it's a hell of a day when you speak the phrase "I'm fairly certain that meets the definition of both extortion and prostitution." #
• I love how they tell me it's not a server cache issue, but different comps in the office get different versions of a page at the same time #
• OMG, first showing of our house is tomorrow at 1PM! 2 days on the market, first showing! #SignOfGoodThingsToCome #

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• Personhood Law Loophole: Redneck mothers drinking -> Providing alcohol to a minor -> CPS takes baby from parents #
• If you love your dog: http://t.co/ycnzHZWf #
• Is it appropriate to tell the person scamming my craigslist ads with "work from home" junk that I hope their babies get cancer? #

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• Lol...my turtle does this: http://t.co/1sT0dISF #
• A man in the back of a pickup truck playing piano. Your argument is invalid. Video coming shortly. #VortexOfWeird #
• Bad Day + Daler Mehndi's Tunak Tunak Tun = Good Day: http://t.co/Qi0YcOi8 #

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• Well look who is there to greet us at work in the hospital Monday morning. Hello friend! #Cockroach http://t.co/k0bV5YYz #
• OH NO, TRAGEDY STRUCK! WHY PABLO.....WHYYYYY!! http://t.co/bdTgs44h #
• My personal experience: Individual atheists are smart and humble...a group of atheists is arrogant and stupid. #LoneAtheist #NotPartOfAGroup #
• THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWEET OF ALL TIME!!!!! RT @notch: @TimOfLegend Let's make Psychonauts 2 happen. #
• New Favorite Song? New Favorite Song. http://t.co/fmcEHz1B #

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