• RABBLE RABBLE REDUCE SPENDING! RABBLE RABBLE LOWER TAXES! RABBLE RABBLE OUR CHILDREN WILL PAY! RABBLE RABBLE INCREASE DEFENSE SPENDING! #
• My goodness...all I can conclude is that this debate doesn't matter...they're all a "Worship Reaganomics" pamphlet, it doesn't matter who. #
• I see no patients, I work in a roach-infested office with no windows doing computer stuff...but wearing headphones means "I'm not engaged." #
• Change me from "exempt" to "non-exempt" with no say. Encourage fighting between departments. And now this. What a terrible place to work. #
• And now they wonder why the scores are so low on the engagement survey. It's because this place is hell bent on destroying morale. #
• I would love to tweet the name of my employer, or direct this to their twitter account...but no doubt I'd get fired for that. #
• SENSE: This picture makes none. http://t.co/ApRcZEIL #

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• I just realized that after the new Star Trek movie...the show Enterprise is the only surviving Trek Canon in this universe D: #FuckJJAbrams #
• You know what rules? Working in the middle of a sewage leak. I'm sitting in poop soup. http://t.co/TFxnSqY6 #
• We got sent home (to work from home) for the fumes...that means I get the help of my assistant/secretary! http://t.co/tPLhbiDf #
• So Apple has iOS 5, 5 lenses in their camera, an A5 chip, so let's call it...iPhone4S? #ObviousMarketingFail #
• Psychonauts is my favorite game of all time, but @TimOfLegend and Doublefine are my fav game maker for stuff like this: http://t.co/3SJohz0T #
• Sarah Palin won't seek GOP nomination...that doesn't mean she won't seek Tea Party Nomination! #GuaranteedDemocratWin #
• You can't enjoy the surf without thanking the hurricane that stirred it up. #BadAnalogy #PlatformIndependentHumility #
• At first I thought #OccupyWallSt was a bunch of #hipster futility. Then I saw them getting beaten, and I knew they were on to something. #

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• I can't tell if this is sad, adorable, or hilarious. http://t.co/EUSCTQRe #
• I found a new way to identify a sick puppy: http://t.co/7lq7nH4M #
• BoA initiating a debit fee? I'll just go back to writing checks EVERYWHERE. Good luck being behind me in line. #
• If the fee is a debit card fee, and I have free checking...I'll transfer $10k between accounts in $0.25 check increments. #

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• Behold, the new custom adjustable dual monitor mount! http://t.co/spoav5mn #
• AND IT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN SANDWICH EVER MADE #
• PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI #
• I saved a skunk trapped in a garbage can today...I sure hope the good karma I earned goes to make @rygelthewoof feel better 🙁 #
• This is the trapped skunk...I got him out and he wasn't mad and didn't spray. Hope I earned good animal karma. 🙁 http://t.co/20rt78IO #
• What do 2 worried parents do when their baby is in the hospital and they can't sleep at 1AM? Put up tile :/ #

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• Behold, the new custom adjustable dual monitor mount! http://t.co/spoav5mn #
• AND IT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN SANDWICH EVER MADE #
• PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI #
• I saved a skunk trapped in a garbage can today...I sure hope the good karma I earned goes to make @rygelthewoof feel better 🙁 #
• This is the trapped skunk...I got him out and he wasn't mad and didn't spray. Hope I earned good animal karma. 🙁 http://t.co/20rt78IO #
• What do 2 worried parents do when their baby is in the hospital and they can't sleep at 1AM? Put up tile :/ #

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