• God sometimes I forget how incredible of a song War Pigs. Thanks @lexstaley for reminding me. Ozzy is such a badass. #
• This. Changes. Everything. http://t.co/FUlDK6qe #
• Goodbye abnormal mole 🙂 #SorryForGrossMedicalTweet http://t.co/8TfBLLhb #
• Dr. @rygelthewoof says "that's a pretty big boo-boo, dad." http://t.co/i2YMoJGi #
• My favorite sites could get shut down by 1st censorship system for the internet. Must stop it: 11/16 #usacensored http://t.co/F6NkpCQI #
• UMMM tweeting from my brand new #WebOS #Touchpad 😀 #

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• My destiny is to be chief engineer on a starship or off-world base. Until that day my abilities are wasted 🙁 #
• I understand the appeal of eathing "natural food"...but the natural human lifespan is like 45 years. I hope to absorb some preservatives. :/ #
• Check this video out -- Office Crossbow http://t.co/q8UtrY1w via @youtube #
• Am I the only person that realizes that Pumped Up Kicks is a terrible song? But it's everywhere! Is it just me? Anyone? Bueller? #

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• Long underwear rules for warmth. But the riding up is insanity. Seriously...this is a thermal thong. #
• Dangit...hurt my hand a month ago, went to orthopedist... MY WASD FINGERS ARE BUDDY TAPED FOR 4-6 WEEKS 🙁 #
• Uhh...Eat it? RT @uvahealthnews: Your house is probably still full of candy. Check out @NBC29's House Call for tips on what to do with it #

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• Challenge: Find something cuter than a baby red panda: http://t.co/aD4bU7tP #
• I'm banana racist. I love the yellow ones, and hate the black ones. #

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• 2005 laptop FRANKENSTEINED into an HTPC...THIS THING SHOULD NOT WORK! I sawed the screen off 😀 http://t.co/uLbc4gw9 #
• Oh but wait now...OF COURSE IT WORKS! I learned how to do this at PIE-YOW university with a degree in BIM-YAMETRY. http://t.co/jO9TdCJR #
• You see, it works because it has cardboard and electrical tape as a case. And hot glue...hot glue is the bacon of the modding world. #
• To all my friends out there that don't want their phone modded...put this inside the battery case 🙂 http://t.co/Gsu1OZyk #
• Happy 10 year (+19 days) anniversary to my pretty lady @sdbarbiedoll 🙂 http://t.co/fpvUqkNs #

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