• FUCK THIS GUY RT @cvillenews: UVa professor: Dangerous distraction lives in a pineapple under the sea - http://t.co/J8tbt31 #
• Michelle Bachmann has to be a Democratic plant. There's no other explanation. That's not a real thing. #
• RIP my Xbox 360 Elite. Got it for my birthday in 2009, been a loyal companion since, but met his fate to an RROD. Please keep it in ur thots #
• First, xbox dies. Then comcast is out for the night. If sprint tethering goes down I'm resorting to cannibalism #EndOfDays #SurvivalMode #

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• Happy labor day, where we celebrate all the pregnant women about to give birth! Right? #
• Just saw the president's motrcade show up...about to go in the white house! I'll high five Obama if I see him (and I'm allowed, of course) #
• http://t.co/AuylDXt - White House Motorcade...With Obama! #
• So no pics inside the white house...but this is right out the door http://t.co/D9DfHGl #

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• NCAA Wrestling Champion Mark Ellis Aims To Impress In MMA Debut http://t.co/PLR9z7b #
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• ProElite Weigh-Ins Andrei The Pit Bull Arlovski vs. Ray Lopez http://t.co/Rvn1sfR #
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• Kendall Grove Post Fight Interview http://t.co/fW3Kk02 #
• UFC 134 Post Fight Press Conference Highlights http://t.co/au7KPLq #
• Paulo Thiago UFC 134 Post-Fight Interview http://t.co/rpsPdas #
• Rodrigo Nogueira UFC 134 Post-Fight Interview http://t.co/rK0VtVh #
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• Paul Daley vs. Jordan Radev Added to BAMMA 7 http://t.co/hGh70Fh #
• So I guess I'm NOT getting a #Touchpad thanks to microcenter for cancelling my order but not telling me. FUCK MICROCENTER. #BOYCOTT #
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• UFC 137 Penn vs. Condit Trailer http://t.co/TaOdind #
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• Paul Vunak On James Wilks http://t.co/TRZkW4l #
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• Inside MMA Sneak Peek http://t.co/B26s2P1 #
• Best of UFC 134 Video http://t.co/WTFYlgN #
• UFC Undisputed 3 Cover Contest: Cain Velasquez http://t.co/KuoBuTX #
• Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira Wants Brock Lesnar Or Frank Mir Next http://t.co/xxZPQjI #
• EXCLUSIVE! UFC 135 Jones vs. Rampage Trailer http://t.co/dBAjWC6 #
• This Week On GFL Combat Sports Network http://t.co/SJZR5cV #
• Aggression MMA Releases Full “Unfinished Business” Fight Card http://t.co/I31vUEC #
• UFC Extends Fight Contracts For Rising Stars Henderson, Condit http://t.co/jIqBER6 #
• AMERICA! http://t.co/NcwZoHI #
• cd Drama; sudo rm -Rf * #

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• NCAA Wrestling Champion Mark Ellis Aims To Impress In MMA Debut http://t.co/PLR9z7b #
• Minotauro Backstage Post-Fight http://t.co/LVtwpi1 #
• ProElite Weigh-Ins Andrei The Pit Bull Arlovski vs. Ray Lopez http://t.co/Rvn1sfR #
• Dear Authorities. With Katrina, you under-react. With Irene, you cry wolf. Please learn to give a reasonable, measured amount of response. #
• Kendall Grove Post Fight Interview http://t.co/fW3Kk02 #
• UFC 134 Post Fight Press Conference Highlights http://t.co/au7KPLq #
• Paulo Thiago UFC 134 Post-Fight Interview http://t.co/rpsPdas #
• Rodrigo Nogueira UFC 134 Post-Fight Interview http://t.co/rK0VtVh #
• Dana White UFC 134 Post-Fight Interview http://t.co/XHChmNb #
• UFC 134: What We Learned http://t.co/P5UZrlh #
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• Andrei “The Pit Bull” Arlovski Post Fight Interview http://t.co/zlK17AU #
• Erick Silva Post Fight Interview http://t.co/hs58YQC #
• GSP Interview http://t.co/3dM4y7y #
• Paul Daley vs. Jordan Radev Added to BAMMA 7 http://t.co/hGh70Fh #
• So I guess I'm NOT getting a #Touchpad thanks to microcenter for cancelling my order but not telling me. FUCK MICROCENTER. #BOYCOTT #
• Behind The Scenes | Cung Le Interview http://t.co/qvXlBYZ #
• UFC 137 Penn vs. Condit Trailer http://t.co/TaOdind #
• Guilhermo Alejandro Teze vs. Cristiano Goncalves http://t.co/84XNR0z #
• Abdullah Hamdan Interview http://t.co/3afMC7y #
• Hacran Dias vs. Eddie Hoch http://t.co/InbsGX3 #
• Paul Vunak On James Wilks http://t.co/TRZkW4l #
• Eduardo Simões (BTT) vs. Jose Sandro http://t.co/TQHYnRx #
• Marvin Eastman vs. Glover Teixeira http://t.co/tssYwCl #
• Felix Mau-Mau vs. Juan Pablo Cordoba http://t.co/BIMcaum #
• Strikeforce Heavyweight Tournament Semifinals Conference Call Audio http://t.co/35wHDRM #
• Tickets on Sale for Bellator 51 in Canton, Ohio http://t.co/AEeegr7 #
• Bellator Reaches Deal With Epix For Live High-Definition Coverage http://t.co/QPRnTYL #
• Locals Lester Caslow And “Binky” Jones Meet At Bellator 49 In Atlantic City http://t.co/33WiXzU #
• THIS IS WHY YOU BUY THE RANDOM SHIRT ON SHIRT.WOOT.COM ! http://t.co/5K3GLQj #
• Fight News: IJF World Championships - Day 3 Recap http://t.co/mZ9C8qt #
• Fight News: Shooto Brazil Recap http://t.co/gH5xAUx #
• Mike Swick On ESPN Radio http://t.co/7rPmZsy #
• DREAM.17 - The Promotional Video http://t.co/d9CAqQS #
• UFC Undisputed 3 - Anderson Silva http://t.co/Y04EtnI #
• Daniel Cormier Update http://t.co/sv9Esfl #
• Inside MMA Sneak Peek http://t.co/B26s2P1 #
• Best of UFC 134 Video http://t.co/WTFYlgN #
• UFC Undisputed 3 Cover Contest: Cain Velasquez http://t.co/KuoBuTX #
• Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira Wants Brock Lesnar Or Frank Mir Next http://t.co/xxZPQjI #
• EXCLUSIVE! UFC 135 Jones vs. Rampage Trailer http://t.co/dBAjWC6 #
• This Week On GFL Combat Sports Network http://t.co/SJZR5cV #
• Aggression MMA Releases Full “Unfinished Business” Fight Card http://t.co/I31vUEC #
• UFC Extends Fight Contracts For Rising Stars Henderson, Condit http://t.co/jIqBER6 #
• AMERICA! http://t.co/NcwZoHI #
• cd Drama; sudo rm -Rf * #

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• UFC RIO: Anderson Silva Pre Fight Interview http://t.co/7tOIqF9 #
• UFC Breakthrough: Forrest Griffin’s Title Fight http://t.co/PteXEeN #
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• Ross Pearson Interview http://t.co/lK3ZMe2 #
• Wanderlei Silva Interview http://t.co/l51ueUp #
• C-Ville Progress Halted Again!RT @CBS19: BREAKING: Charlottesville YMCA Plans Put On Hold - http://t.co/VZIQ552 #
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• Fight News: Bellator 48 Recap http://t.co/JRvUttW #
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• WebOS rules...community source the project! #webOSOS #
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• Quake noobs - here's the info: http://t.co/DYP372R #VAQuake #
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• UFC® Rio: Johnny Eduardo http://t.co/8spDSsh #
• Countdown to UFC 134 RIO Part 1 http://t.co/a2Yy1pm #
• Countdown To UFC 134 Part 2 http://t.co/Un8hPPB #
• Mark Munoz Predicts UFC RIO http://t.co/p6sfs0Z #
• UFC Rio Fighter Diary: Brendan Schaub http://t.co/wbODhag #
• Strikeforce HW Grand Prix http://t.co/SIyKF5g #
• UFC 134 Countdown: Schaub vs. Nogueira http://t.co/7oWQ99l #
• The Bruce Lee Story - As Told By You - Episode 13 http://t.co/auwaLTU #
• I demand to see all white house and congressional classified documents...to check if they're child porn. Unless you support child porn... #
• Wait...I thought "in case of child porn" was an excuse to invade anyone's privacy about anything? Isn't that the case? #
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• "Scumbag Steve Jobs" http://t.co/TX4XeG4 via @memebasealpha #
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• HD Net To Broadcast “Strikeforce: World Grand Prix” Prelims & Weigh-Ins http://t.co/454SBiq #
• UFC Announces Fighters Appearing At UFC Fan Expo Oct. 7-8 http://t.co/zFivSpk #
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• Randy Couture predicts UFC 134 Silva vs. Okami http://t.co/zvsCaX1 #
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