I have developed a new theory. I believe you can use hair length as a judge of how crazy a girl is. Allow me to explain.

There is an appropriate hair length for each age in your life, as a girl. Not to say you can't deviate, but there's an age-appropriate connection. It's not my own theory, read here. I also conducted my own informal poll where these biases were confirmed. Here's a brief guideline I am proposing on my own:

• Appropriate Age: 15-25
  
• Appropriate Age: 25-35
  
• Appropriate Age: 30-40
  
• Appropriate Age: 40-50
  
• Appropriate Age: 50+
  

Ok. Look at those 5 groups. Look at the approximate age, and the approximate hair LENGTH (not style). Here's my theory: For each hair-length group outside of your age range you are, add a point. Then, add a bonus point if the hair color is OBVIOUSLY dyed unnaturally (19 year old with pink hair. 87 year old with bright orange hair, etc.) If you have 2 or more points...You're nuts, or a pain in the ass. It's an "avoid" flag. If you're 23 and have spiky short hair...proceed with caution. If you're 67 and have a ponytail down to your lower back...you're selling pet squirrels and turquoise jewelry on the side of the freeway. If you're just 1 away...that's fine, maybe a tiny warning, but it's a safe-zone.

This is my own opinion and my own theory, but I'm interested in feedback. And experiences. I call it the "Gullo Hair Length/Craziness" theory. DISCUSS!

I use excel constantly, and some things I require are freezing panes, autofitting the columns, adding auto filters, and standardizing the row heights. Here's the code for the macro I use, and I shortcut it with Ctrl+J.

You know what sucks? When my spammy tweet-regurgitation posts take up my website and I do nothing forever. So I just excluded those posts from the front page, and just regular posts will show up here. You can still see the tweets by clicking the "tweets" category on the left, but for now, JUST PURE CONTENT.

The wife and I are playing some minecraft, look how adorable we are:

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