• Oh the Lakers...it's OK, it's just my heart you break. #
• So...the scooter got stolen last night. Balls. #
• https://t.co/FnXbWrxN #
• http://t.co/defPD75R #

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• #Avengers Is it weird that I almost teared up when the helicarrier took off? #RememberColson #Shawarma #Smash #MarkVII #Mjolnir #AgentHill #
• Wow...fuck north carolina, what a bunch of stupid intolerant redneck jackasses. Why does anyone smart still live there anyway? #
• Maybe you should put slavery and women's suffrage to a vote too...go back to the good old days, huh boys! #confederacy #NorthCarolinaSucks #
• At least I finally get to leave the backwards-ass east coast in 5 weeks and go back to CA where they value individual freedom...oh wait. #
• Why do people do civil war re-enactments, but not other wars? Never seen a Hiroshima re-enactment, or a fall of Rome re-enactment. #

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• This...Rules! http://t.co/CPc1E9SF #
• So, geckos eat spiders? I need about 30 geckos in this basement apartment, can anyone hook an arachnophobic brother up? #
• Marvel's The Avengers 3D http://t.co/1ngjjR9D at Cinebistro in Richmond, Sunday at 7PM...holla! #
• I got 2,829,680 points while escaping from demon monkeys in @TempleRun for Android. Beat that! http://t.co/czRNn6c5 #

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• I got 1,502,208 points while escaping from demon monkeys in @TempleRun for Android. Beat that! http://t.co/czRNn6c5 #
• Zomg...found the air mattress hole. 5 strips of duct tape are about to DRAMATICALLY improve my life. http://t.co/xKuOUMCh #
• "Dude...this effin sucks." -The Baron http://t.co/ENZqALrG #
• I keep a fedora made out of beef jerkey with me at all times just so I can make outlandish "If _____ happens then I'll eat my hat" bets. #
• Safe travels EVERYTHING WE FREAKING OWN! @sdbarbiedoll @rygelthewoof #pods http://t.co/KHEfH5mq #
• Cabin in the woods...+1 #

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• We...are...OFFICIALLY under contract for the new house in Sacramento! #
• It's amazing that my 4/3.5 townhouse' mortgage was 950/month...but for a 2 month rental of a 1/1 apt it's 2800/month. #GonnaBeHomeless #

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