• I can't tell if this is sad, adorable, or hilarious. http://t.co/EUSCTQRe #
• I found a new way to identify a sick puppy: http://t.co/7lq7nH4M #
• BoA initiating a debit fee? I'll just go back to writing checks EVERYWHERE. Good luck being behind me in line. #
• If the fee is a debit card fee, and I have free checking...I'll transfer $10k between accounts in $0.25 check increments. #

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• Behold, the new custom adjustable dual monitor mount! http://t.co/spoav5mn #
• AND IT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN SANDWICH EVER MADE #
• PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI #
• I saved a skunk trapped in a garbage can today...I sure hope the good karma I earned goes to make @rygelthewoof feel better 🙁 #
• This is the trapped skunk...I got him out and he wasn't mad and didn't spray. Hope I earned good animal karma. 🙁 http://t.co/20rt78IO #
• What do 2 worried parents do when their baby is in the hospital and they can't sleep at 1AM? Put up tile :/ #

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• Behold, the new custom adjustable dual monitor mount! http://t.co/spoav5mn #
• AND IT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN SANDWICH EVER MADE #
• PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI #
• I saved a skunk trapped in a garbage can today...I sure hope the good karma I earned goes to make @rygelthewoof feel better 🙁 #
• This is the trapped skunk...I got him out and he wasn't mad and didn't spray. Hope I earned good animal karma. 🙁 http://t.co/20rt78IO #
• What do 2 worried parents do when their baby is in the hospital and they can't sleep at 1AM? Put up tile :/ #

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• FUCK THIS GUY RT @cvillenews: UVa professor: Dangerous distraction lives in a pineapple under the sea - http://t.co/J8tbt31 #
• Michelle Bachmann has to be a Democratic plant. There's no other explanation. That's not a real thing. #
• RIP my Xbox 360 Elite. Got it for my birthday in 2009, been a loyal companion since, but met his fate to an RROD. Please keep it in ur thots #
• First, xbox dies. Then comcast is out for the night. If sprint tethering goes down I'm resorting to cannibalism #EndOfDays #SurvivalMode #

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• Happy labor day, where we celebrate all the pregnant women about to give birth! Right? #
• Just saw the president's motrcade show up...about to go in the white house! I'll high five Obama if I see him (and I'm allowed, of course) #
• http://t.co/AuylDXt - White House Motorcade...With Obama! #
• So no pics inside the white house...but this is right out the door http://t.co/D9DfHGl #

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