• Long underwear rules for warmth. But the riding up is insanity. Seriously...this is a thermal thong. #
• Dangit...hurt my hand a month ago, went to orthopedist... MY WASD FINGERS ARE BUDDY TAPED FOR 4-6 WEEKS 🙁 #
• Uhh...Eat it? RT @uvahealthnews: Your house is probably still full of candy. Check out @NBC29's House Call for tips on what to do with it #

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• Challenge: Find something cuter than a baby red panda: http://t.co/aD4bU7tP #
• I'm banana racist. I love the yellow ones, and hate the black ones. #

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• 2005 laptop FRANKENSTEINED into an HTPC...THIS THING SHOULD NOT WORK! I sawed the screen off 😀 http://t.co/uLbc4gw9 #
• Oh but wait now...OF COURSE IT WORKS! I learned how to do this at PIE-YOW university with a degree in BIM-YAMETRY. http://t.co/jO9TdCJR #
• You see, it works because it has cardboard and electrical tape as a case. And hot glue...hot glue is the bacon of the modding world. #
• To all my friends out there that don't want their phone modded...put this inside the battery case 🙂 http://t.co/Gsu1OZyk #
• Happy 10 year (+19 days) anniversary to my pretty lady @sdbarbiedoll 🙂 http://t.co/fpvUqkNs #

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• RABBLE RABBLE REDUCE SPENDING! RABBLE RABBLE LOWER TAXES! RABBLE RABBLE OUR CHILDREN WILL PAY! RABBLE RABBLE INCREASE DEFENSE SPENDING! #
• My goodness...all I can conclude is that this debate doesn't matter...they're all a "Worship Reaganomics" pamphlet, it doesn't matter who. #
• I see no patients, I work in a roach-infested office with no windows doing computer stuff...but wearing headphones means "I'm not engaged." #
• Change me from "exempt" to "non-exempt" with no say. Encourage fighting between departments. And now this. What a terrible place to work. #
• And now they wonder why the scores are so low on the engagement survey. It's because this place is hell bent on destroying morale. #
• I would love to tweet the name of my employer, or direct this to their twitter account...but no doubt I'd get fired for that. #
• SENSE: This picture makes none. http://t.co/ApRcZEIL #

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• I just realized that after the new Star Trek movie...the show Enterprise is the only surviving Trek Canon in this universe D: #FuckJJAbrams #
• You know what rules? Working in the middle of a sewage leak. I'm sitting in poop soup. http://t.co/TFxnSqY6 #
• We got sent home (to work from home) for the fumes...that means I get the help of my assistant/secretary! http://t.co/tPLhbiDf #
• So Apple has iOS 5, 5 lenses in their camera, an A5 chip, so let's call it...iPhone4S? #ObviousMarketingFail #
• Psychonauts is my favorite game of all time, but @TimOfLegend and Doublefine are my fav game maker for stuff like this: http://t.co/3SJohz0T #
• Sarah Palin won't seek GOP nomination...that doesn't mean she won't seek Tea Party Nomination! #GuaranteedDemocratWin #
• You can't enjoy the surf without thanking the hurricane that stirred it up. #BadAnalogy #PlatformIndependentHumility #
• At first I thought #OccupyWallSt was a bunch of #hipster futility. Then I saw them getting beaten, and I knew they were on to something. #

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