• Personhood Law Loophole: Redneck mothers drinking -> Providing alcohol to a minor -> CPS takes baby from parents #
• If you love your dog: http://t.co/ycnzHZWf #
• Is it appropriate to tell the person scamming my craigslist ads with "work from home" junk that I hope their babies get cancer? #

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• Lol...my turtle does this: http://t.co/1sT0dISF #
• A man in the back of a pickup truck playing piano. Your argument is invalid. Video coming shortly. #VortexOfWeird #
• Bad Day + Daler Mehndi's Tunak Tunak Tun = Good Day: http://t.co/Qi0YcOi8 #

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• Well look who is there to greet us at work in the hospital Monday morning. Hello friend! #Cockroach http://t.co/k0bV5YYz #
• OH NO, TRAGEDY STRUCK! WHY PABLO.....WHYYYYY!! http://t.co/bdTgs44h #
• My personal experience: Individual atheists are smart and humble...a group of atheists is arrogant and stupid. #LoneAtheist #NotPartOfAGroup #
• THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWEET OF ALL TIME!!!!! RT @notch: @TimOfLegend Let's make Psychonauts 2 happen. #
• New Favorite Song? New Favorite Song. http://t.co/fmcEHz1B #

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• The trick to making me click your link: "To see more baby animals, click here." #GuaranteedTraffic #
• I just got initial notice of a parking ticket on the FSU campus..from 1/17/2006. They say I have 30 days or I get a late fee 😀 #LolNotPayin #

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• My favorite @joerogan quote ever: "Are we here for a long time, or a good time?" #FuckingGenius #EatMeatEveryDay #
• Some coiled romex wire snapped at me while pulling it from a drawer, hitting me dead in the eye. Now I'm on my way to the ER. Wonderful. #
• Investigate Chris Dodd and the MPAA for bribery after he publicly admited to bribing politicans to pass legislation. http://t.co/Oym0z02w #
• End ACTA and Protect our right to privacy on the Internet http://t.co/Q93R5NLa #
• Question: How do I convince @SDBarbieDoll to let me build a 20-foot diameter detailed moving stargate at the foot of our new driveway? #
• Hypothesis: Amanda Tapping has more time invested in a single sci-fi/fantasy franchise than any other actor/actress. Disciss. #

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