• I run ubuntu nightlies on laptop since its not mission critical; both times I travelled & need it, it stops bootin the night b4. Like today. #
• As we left our Boston hotel @ 4am a drunk guy tried to fight me, screaming "you need to f**k her!" (Jenn) Then security showed up. #OhBoston #
• First tweet on my new Motorola Photon, the 2009 Palm Pre is. Dead. PALM PRE IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE PALM PRE! #

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• House on the market 18 days...3 showings, 2 offers, and 1 contract signed. And that's how you sell a house. #

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• It was about that time I realized that it wasn't a girl scout at all, but was an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era! #3 50 #
• My NCAA bracket just made an appeal before congress to legalize euthanasia. #

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• So...an old minecraft host we had wants to send a collection agent after me for not paying this invoice... #DERP http://t.co/GPTc6xkM #
• Man, I want a tablet in quad core so I can dock it and run full Ubuntu! Wait, iPad can't do that? Then...why 4 cores? Does it multitask now? #
• Stout purchased...2 shots of espresso in a venti cup of 90 blend coffee. #LiquidMeth #NoSleepTonight #AmpedToTheMax #TooManyHashTags #
• Wtf...this is a real thing on sale at Harris Teeter! What's next...the ravioli slut? http://t.co/UA6HLxZR #

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• I'm getting drunk tonight with Jeremy and Ranithra to celebrate NI Crawl completion! hells yeah Bourbon #likeaboss #
• You know it's a hell of a day when you speak the phrase "I'm fairly certain that meets the definition of both extortion and prostitution." #
• I love how they tell me it's not a server cache issue, but different comps in the office get different versions of a page at the same time #
• OMG, first showing of our house is tomorrow at 1PM! 2 days on the market, first showing! #SignOfGoodThingsToCome #

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