• Just got the last of the paperwork officially signed...Alfred Garcia and Stephanie Hwang are officially husband and wife 🙂 #
• I put some ham down on the bread sometimes, with some mayo, and a tomato. #FatGuyDance #
• I am holding a $25,000 cashiers check...get the f&#k out of my way. #OmgBroke #HouseClosingThisWeek #
• My favorite way to walk around Sacramento #LakersBaby #BooKings #BehindEnemyLines http://t.co/fbYtdId4 #

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• Rahm Emanuel: "John McCain's people looked at Romney's tax returns and went with Sarah Palin." #OhSnap #
• Great. The title company signed that they received our fedexed $3k check, then lost it, and won't let us proceed til we write a new one. #
• Oh wait...it had to be a cashiers check, so we can't cancel it except at the BoA it was issued at...in orange county. #FML #

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• Jenn is makin fun cuz I said "We should write a romance where Japanese women go back in time to seduce men: The Tempura Temporal Temptation" #
• Holy shit about to see @madflavor at @PunchLineSac with @SDBarbieDoll hold on to your nutsack! #
• Sad face...my #Motorola #Photon committed suicide when it got an OTA update, now I have to wait for a new one 🙁 #

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• Oh Snap...Higgs Boson: http://t.co/yCuxN1VN #

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• You know what rules? Getting your application rejected because you're "overqualified." Gotta love having a Masters Degree! #OffTheResume #
• the weird thing about being back on the west coast is the news delay cycle...I just found out now about obamacare being upheld. #OhMegaSnap #
• Landed in Vegas, oh snap! #

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