OMG I was Wrong, God Exists!
Man, I've come to incorrectly consider myself an atheist. Always defiant with the whole "there's no proof" argument, I have finally seen scientific, irrefutable proof that God does exist and has created every facet of the universe to cater to our needs. Oh praise be to the almighty Lord for thine wisdom and grace, and I beg Thee for forgiveness for my bold and brazen questioning of thine Holy existance!