• Fuck man, I seriously hope to never deal with another person's incompetent computer problems again. Either pay me or go find another sucker. #
• This day is Manhoefing me, I need to seriously Lawler it before it gets much more out of hand. #LetsMakeItATerm #
• if we're really supposed to get 24 inches of snow Saturday, I'm hopping on the scooter and driving south, I literally don't care where I go. #
• Seconded. Like putting a windows cd in a linux pc. RT @MikeLanders: some people in this world should not be allowed to own a computer. #fb #
• Everyone knows my life is spiraling out of control…I just added Manswers to my tivo, it's worse than I thought. #
• I'm actually wearing a snuggie, it's awesome. I'm so much sexier than any of you. #
• OMG SURFIN BIRD FAMILY GUY IS ON MY TIVO! I am going to be SO ANNOYING tomorrow! #
• So 30 inches of snow this weekend…I may just go back to California for good on Friday, we move here & suddenly 20 year snows all the time. #
• I want to like tosh.0, but he makes it so hard. "Just read the cards Mr. Tosh, you don't have to try very hard." #EMailItIn #
• Current weather report: 1 inch of ice by 6 AM, 28 inches of snow on top of that. GET ME OUT OF HERE. #
• http://twitpic.com/11el67 – The shortest line at harris teeter, where everyone is shopping for the #snowpocalypse #fml #
• Question of the day. Picture the hottest person you can think of. They become a zombie. Would you still go there? #
• @notrightn0w A dangerous game, isn't it? Only if you want to. in reply to notrightn0w #
• Playing dead rising has left me with Zombies on the brain. #
• MMASpot "UFC 109: Relentless" Staff Picks: http://trunc.it/5bl6s #
• Finally, cell phone came back on! We're powerless, were phoneless, I'm beginning to lose my mind… #
• I stood in front of the microwave pushing buttons saying "beep" to no effect for 20 minutes before @sdbarbiedoll found me. Soon, darkness. #
• @mmaspot thx for the updates, no power, phone & tweets are my only link to the outside! BTW called the Beltran win. #

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• @sarahBmorgan You'll get crap for being a Biskit on LnT, plus it's trashy. You'll do what you're gonna do, I only say it since you asked. in reply to sarahBmorgan #
• Check out my interview with Ferrid Kheder, recent Bellator 155lb signee, on @MMASpot.net http://digg.com/d31Gicc #
• RT @google: Google Voice HTML5 web app now available for iPhone and Palm WebOS devices http://bit.ly/4QQ32h #
• I think I'm having a manic wednesday. My typing speed is easily up over 90 WPM right now. Better watch out, smoke coming from the keyboard. #
• 2day is a day that apple fanboyism truly becomes a joke. 10 yrs ppl dont buy tablets, apple makes a big iPhone & it's the tablet revolution? #
• Wow, $599 for the cheapest version of a low-powered product no one is sure they want? Fail. #iPad #CanIPutUbuntuOnIt? #
• Correction, $499. It has the same speed processor as a NexusOne but can't make phone calls. #iPad #
• @MikeLanders I have no love, but seriously, for revolutionary I wanted wireless display importing, video-conf, just more. Apple has good… in reply to MikeLanders #
• @MikeLanders …hardware sometimes, I would consider it to put my own software on, but it should have been better. 1Ghz, no camera? Come on. in reply to MikeLanders #
• http://twitpic.com/103mbc – So I have an exercise-related skin thing, and my doc prescribed thi s. Vagina fail #
• @notrightn0w Just take me with you, I think you just defined my dream life. in reply to notrightn0w #
• Sodium Polyacrylate is my absolute favorite chemical in the world. Youtube it. Then Wiki it and see what it's used for. Best thing ever. #
• @TerryJaymes Any hope of an mp3 version of Alive? Palm Pre user who can't do video at work, but I'd love to listen. in reply to TerryJaymes #
• @Alise757 Careful Hokie Lady, how much did you take? If you really feel off, call poison control and just ask if what you took is bad. in reply to Alise757 #
• @Alise757 She would take good care of you! Feel better, I've been on high dose naproxen for my migraines. in reply to Alise757 #
• I am such a geek. Playing with Sodium Polyacrylate has made me happy for days, I'm just sitting here giddy, showing people the video. SQUEE. #
• I've taken to listening to my rocking-out death-metal playlist in the last 2 hours of Friday work, after having a huge coffee. It totally… #
• …gets me amped up for the weekend. DragonForce, Dethklok, Brocas Helm, Coheed and Cambria, Metallica. Man it gives me a ton of energy! #
• Cameras Roll As Obama Schools GOP: http://digg.com/d31HCAL?t ABSOLUTELY a must watch. #
• RT @CM_Holden: WEC’s First Ever PPV Set: Urijah Faber vs. Jose Aldo: http://bit.ly/aVirxA #fb in reply to CM_Holden #
• Everyone ignore @sdbarbiedoll 's tweets, she knows not he says, she's a mad woman! #

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I realized that as I finish all my podcasts up for the week around 2:30 PM on Friday, I switch to music. I've also noticed that the particular playlist I've been listening to gets me all manic and ramped up for the weekend. I'd like to share it with you:

DragonForce - Through Fire and Flames

Brocas Helm - Cry of the Banshee

Coheed and Cambria - Welcome Home

Dethklok - Bloodlines

Dethklok - The Gears

Dethklok - Murmaider

Dethklok - Murmaider II

Dethklok - Black Fire Upon Us

Metallica - The Call of Ktulu

Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls

I made a video about this stuff that I've been playing with, it's so geeky it's awesome:

Now that season 11 of "The Ultimate Fighter" has begun filming, head coach Tito Ortiz confirmed the assistant coaching staff he has invited to help train his team. Ortiz selected Rob McCullough, Saul Soliz, and Cleber Luciano as his three main assistant coaches. Additionally, in a move consistent with his focus on proper fighter management, Ortiz reserved a spot for a fourth assistant dubbed his "PR coach."

Chicago-based Bellator Fighting Championships recently announced the signing of lightweight competitor Ferrid "The Hurricane" Kheder, an Olympic-level judoka who began competing in MMA in 2006. Boasting an impressive 16-5 record, with all losses coming by way of decision, this French-born fighter is looking to make a splash in the 155 pound tournament set to being April 8. MMA Spot's Joe Gullo recently sat down with Kheder to talk about his judo background, his transition to MMA and his thoughts on his new promotion.

• Webkit sucks. Quit adding padding to things. When it takes less time to get something right in IE, you know your engine sucks. #
• Going to the dentist today as I've been in constant pain for the 2 full weeks since getting my fillings. Second Opinion Time. #
• RT @MMAspot: Ultimate Fight Night 21 To Take Place In Charlotte, NC On March 31: http://bit.ly/6Pg3yi #
• http://twitpic.com/yq1og – At the UVA-UNCW basketball game, courtesy of our neighbor Danny, th e team doctor. #
• What I think MMA weight classes should be: 125, 135, 145, 155, 170, 185, 200, 215, 250, 250+ #
• @notrightn0w There's too many dudes trying to fight at franklinweight, if we're making a new class, I'd spread 205 out a bit. in reply to notrightn0w #
• @notrightn0w I love that you immediately knew it was 195 I dunno, it's time to shake up 185+ and force new matchups. in reply to notrightn0w #
• I have officially crossed my threshold of tolerance for stupid people. The next one I cross is getting their condition explained to them. #
• If Democrats can't get their agenda through with 58 senate seats, just disband as a party, there's no reason anymore. It's hard 2 b liberal. #
• @LexandTerry What dumb fucks. You looking for a new Dallas station, or just syndicating from there? in reply to LexandTerry #
• I just realized that the McBurgertown Family Guy Ep gets from Cleveland's mail to funding stem cell research in less than 10 minuntes. #
• @peet2 I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because that was legen-dairy. in reply to peet2 #
• I've committed to do several favors 4 people…after those are done, I'm rejecting all requests for favors. So don't ask, you'll be told no. #
• @pennjillette Why would an atheist have commandments, and if so, why would there be 10? in reply to pennjillette #
• #sotd Queen – Fat Bottomed Girls. Best Rock n Roll song of ALL TIME. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4 #
• Call me crazy, but I want a urinal in the master bath of my house. It's a status thing, I want floor to ceiling side tile barriers too. #

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A heavyweight tilt between Cheick Kongo (14-6-1) and Paul "The Headhunter" Buentello (27-11) has been added to the March 21 "UFC on Versus" card. With each fighter coming off a loss, the outcome of this bout could potentially lead to the loser being cut from the organization.

• You walk out of Home Depot and you feel like Al Borland. You walk out of Lowes and you feel like Martha Stewart. #
• Watching SLC Pink! gave me a lot to think about. You should see it, it's about the destruction of ideology and identity development. #
• #Beer recommendation: Lancaster Brewing's "Milk Stout" Actually everything by this brewery is solid. #
• I am a freaking mess #urijahFaber gotta win! #
• You have no idea how excited I am that @urijahfaber won. Jumping out of my seat, screaming, pounding the table I'm a #mess #
• WEC just needs to drop 155. They have Cerrone, the guy so good he can't win, and BenHen, who is barely top 10 lw. #
• @mark_armstrong If I could have gotten the time off, I'd have been with you there. Have an awesome night man! #
• Did Rogan just say "What are you smoking and where can I get some" on national TV? #
• Phrase of the night: Gameplan Execution. Tell me Maynard ever had an intent of finishing that fight. #
• Why I believe printers are the spawn of Hell – The Oatmeal: http://digg.com/d31FKIn?t – this is the greatest thing I saw all week. #
• @joerogandotnet do you have an audio podcast feed? I can't do video on my ipod at work, need audio! #
• @tylerbaker How close do you follow MMA? I write for http://www.mmaSpot.net if you look for news and a solid forum. in reply to tylerbaker #
• When I listen to #Dragonforce, my heart rate goes up & the whole world moves faster. It's like auditory crystal meth. Through Fire & Flames! #
• @tylerbaker if there's any MMA to watch, catch the WEC free on Versus (if you get that) It's little guys, 125-155, and always a good show. in reply to tylerbaker #
• @notrightn0w Actually, I do. I wouldn't want to be the first person to cross me today, I'm going Wandy on them. in reply to notrightn0w #
• @notrightn0w I don't think he's angry, I'm having a day where I want to leave someone savagely destroyed like he does. in reply to notrightn0w #
• I believe that doing a good thing is worthless if you tell someone about it. Recognition is the reward of the ego; do something 4 no reward. #
• @notrightn0w 32<40, should have bought two RT I think I'm gonna buy a 40 of schlitz, because at a glance it looks like schitz in reply to notrightn0w #
• @Kenny_Florian Oh man, what have you done: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turtleneck in reply to Kenny_Florian #
• Whoever forgot to call "Snow Bib Pants" "Snowveralls" missed a huge opportunity for a cool name. #

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"WEC 46: Varner vs. Henderson" is in the books and will go down as another successful event for one of the world's foremost mixed martial arts organizations. The event drew 10,027 attendees to Sacramento, California's ARCO Arena for a live gate of $550,000. Additionally, reports indicate that 640,000 fans watched the fights live on the Versus network, marking a 94% increase over the previous event.